you be on a sexual quest,
this advice at my behest.
starting point I find the best
always with a woman's breast,
here we find she will invest
utmost effort to arrest
glancing eye. It's just a test
see if you have interest
getting something off your chest.
hopes perhaps you might divest
of all undue unrest
thinking you might be a pest
thus refuse to be her guest,
hie yourself unto her nest.
could amount to a request.
look for cleavage, that's a sign
could mean heaven down the line.
ogle all you want, that's fine,
shivers up and down your spine.
what she wants. It's by design.
welcome to her holy shrine.
know that you cannot foretell
her response will ring the bell.
should your efforts not go well
heaven could become a hell.
O'Leary is an eighty-five year old veteran of
WWII. He is the retired founder and artistic director of Oglebay
Instituite's Towngate Theatre in Wheeling, WV. He was most recently
inducted into the Wheeling Hall of Fame and is the recipient of
an Honorary of Doctor of Humane Letters degree from West Liberty